Question: A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?
Answer: Look in the quotes. The quotes show the guy was writing that the wife in the story said it to the guy in the story. Not real life.
Question: Bobby's teacher gave him a math quiz. Every time he got an answer right, points would be taken away, so whoever had the most points, got the most questions wrong. Bobby's score was the highest, yet he still got the most questions correct out of the class. How is this possible?
Answer: Bobby's score was the highest in the negatives.
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