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Joke: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?


Punch line: Hope it is Halloween!


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Joke: Who comes to a picnic but is never invited?


Punch line: Ants!


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Joke: Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?


Punch line: She was caught taking a brake!


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Focus


Punch line: As in "I think that blonde wants to focus bofus." **(fuck us)


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Joke: The redneck word of the day is: Handsome


Punch line: As in "She said her mouth is getting kind of tired so she's gonna use her handsome". **(hand some)


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