24 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What did the foot say to his wife?
219 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Interruption snail.
Interrupting snail who?
*10 seconds pass*
Snail!
14 ratings
2 saves
Joke: What is the formula for ice?
15 ratings
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Joke: I was alone and very depressed last night, so I called a Life Line. Got a friggin' Call Center in Pakistan by mistake. Told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. Bastards.
27 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"
The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."
The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."
The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."
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