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Joke: What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?


Punch line: I don't know, and I don't care.


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Joke: Why would a cop pull over a U-Haul?


Punch line: They're trying to bust a move.


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Joke: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?


Punch line: Mechanical engineers build weapons.

Civil engineers build targets.


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Joke: Mrs.Lane and Mr.Lane are driving in a car and they are only allowed to turn in one lane. What lane do they turn in?


Punch line: The Right Lane!!


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Joke: Why was the king so glum?


Punch line: Because he is a sigh-er.


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