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Joke: I new a black guy once, until my mom sold him!


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Joke: Three men were told by God, " If you step on a duck, you shall marry the ugliest woman. However, if you do not step on a duck, you shall marry the most beautiful woman in all the land." The three men accepted. The first man stepped on a duck from not paying attention. The second man accidentally stepped on a duck in his son's room. The third man never stepped on a duck yet he was married to an ugly woman. He exclaims to God, "I have not stepped on a duck, why is my wife ugly?" Why has God given him an ugly wife?


Punch line: The woman stepped on a duck.


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Joke: How do you tell a male hot dog from a female hot dog?


Punch line: Look at the buns!


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Joke: What is the worst way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving?


Punch line: With minced... words.


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Joke: What do you say when you've picked the wrong meat?


Punch line: "Oh, I've made a mis-steak!"


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