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Joke: If a pro is the opposite of a con, is the opposite of progress, congress?


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Joke: Q: What did the Grandfather clock tell his annoying son?


Punch line: A: Stopwatch


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Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?


Punch line: Because they WHEEL do anything you ask them to.


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Joke: Why are cows so jealous of clocks?


Punch line: Because people milk them too.


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Joke: When candy bars grow up, what do they want to be?


Punch line: A wrapper


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