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Joke: A man meets the best Bible salesman in the world. The salesman greets him, "Nuh, nuh, nuh, nice to meet you."
The man asks him, "If you don't mind me asking, what's your secret?"
The salesman replies, "It's suh, suh, suh, simple. I juh, juh, just go to the duh, duh, duh, door and suh, say, 'Duh, duh, duh, do you wuh, wuh, want to buh, buh, buh, buh, buy a bible? Or wuh, would you luh, luh, luh, like muh, me to ruh, ruh, ruh, ruh, read it to you?'"
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Joke: Two Jewish mothers are talking and one says, "I have some unsavory news. I sent my son to Israel to become a more faithful Jew, but he became Christian!"
The other mother replies, "Funny story! I sent my son there for the same reason, and he became a Christian as well!"
The two women, worried about their sons, went to their Rabbi for advice. When they tell him about the situation he says, "Funny story! Ten years back I sent my son to Israel for that very reason when he was studying to be a Rabbi, and he became a priest instead!"
They all decide it would be best if they prayed for guidance. After several minutes of prayer God addresses them, "What is wrong my children?."
They explain that all three of their children went to Israel to become better Jews but converted to Christianity instead. God replies, "Funny story!"
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ding dong!
Ding dong who?
Ding dong, I just found the doorbell.
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Joke: A man owns a very large farm. One night one of his employees tip him off that there are a bunch of women skinny dipping in his pond. He rushes to the pond with a bucket.
When he approaches the pond all of the young women go to the deep end. One of them yells at him, "We aren't getting out until you go away!"
He replies, "Oh I'm not here to see any of you naked, I just want to feed the alligator."
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Joke: A Jewish man is riding the train reading an Arab newspaper. His friend happens to also be on the train and confronts, "What are you doing reading that?!"
The man replies, "I got sick of the Jewish newspapers. All I ever read about was Jes living in poor conditions, Israel getting attacked, and Jews being persecuted...
Now that I read the Arab newspaper we rule the world! We control the media, run the banks, and are all wealthy. That's much better news!"
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