Joke: A man owns a very large farm. One night one of his employees tip him off that there are a bunch of women skinny dipping in his pond. He rushes to the pond with a bucket.
When he approaches the pond all of the young women go to the deep end. One of them yells at him, "We aren't getting out until you go away!"
He replies, "Oh I'm not here to see any of you naked, I just want to feed the alligator."
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.