Funny Jokes

Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?

Joke: What do you call a pretty girl on the arm of a drummer?

Joke: If meat is murder what is cake?

Joke: There's no I in denial!