Joke #56

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Joke: Hydrogen walks up to Oxygen and says, "You stole my electron!"

Oxygen says, "Are you sure?"

"I'm positive!" replies Hydrogen.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aldehyde!
Aldehyde who?
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Must have been a leaving group.


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