Funny Jokes

Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Joke: Why did the young Jedi kill his master?

Joke: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

Joke: What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Joke: An Amish family goes to the mall. The daughters and mother go shopping and the father and son stop in front of two shiny walls that are sliding apart. An extremely large woman on a scooter rolls into the elevator and the shiny walls move back together.

The man and his son watch as the numbers above the elevator slowly light up until the highest number is illuminated. Then the numbers begin to climb back down and the shiny walls once again part. A gorgeous blonde exits the elevator.

The father, still staring at the woman, whispers to his son "Go get your mother."