Joke: Chuck Norris' blood type isn't AB, it's BA.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
De Niro!
De Niro who?
De Niro I get to you, the happier I am!

Joke: The apostle Paul went to great lengths to spread the Gospel -- he even went so far as to open a sandwich shop in Greece to help get the message out. Can you guess what he named the shop?

Joke: Knock knock WHO'S THERE Eat EAT WHO? Not me! (I hope) DON'T EAT ME NOW!!! I AM TO YOUNG TO BE EATEN!!!!!

Joke: Why did the pupil wear sports shirt to school even though he was supposed to wear his school uniform which isn't sports shirts? Because he wanted to SKIP school!

Joke: What do you call a gay female dinosaur?