Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?


Punch line: Because Mozart's teacher was Haydn.


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Joke: A boy walks up to his mother and says "Mom all the kids at school make fun of me..." The mother replies"Why Sweetie?" The son says"All the other students say I'm a werewolf"


Punch line: The mother replies"Don't worry honey... But just remember for tonight at dinner comb all you fur to the right side"


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Joke: Why does a Saudi Arabian man take a motorcycle with him to the bathroom.because when the soap slips he chases it with his motorcycle.


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Joke: wHY DID TORIN COME OUT OF THE MIRROR?


Punch line: tO REFLECT ON HIS DECISIONS


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Joke: The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve particles faster than the speed of light." A tachyon walks into a bar.


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