Laffy Taffy Jokes

 

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Joke: Three foreign guys came to america, and they knew no english. the first guy liked watching dora, and learned the phrase: "we did it!" the second guy liked going to restarantus, so he learned the phrase: "forks and knives". finally they all went to a candy store and the third guy learned:"he stole my lollipop". click on show punchline to see what happens.


Punch line: One day, they were at a baseball game. they were murder suspects, so the officer asked them if they killed the guy, and they said "We did it!" then he asked him what with. "forks and knives" "why?" "he stole my lollipop." they were all arrested.


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Joke: What is a parasite?


Punch line: Something you see in Paris.


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Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?


Punch line: Utini!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
I'm great, thanks for asking.


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Joke: Mississippi, how do you spell it?


Punch line: I - T.


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