Jokes For Kids

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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!


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Joke: What's E.T. short for?


Punch line: He doesn't have legs.


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Joke: How do you know when the moon is going broke?


Punch line: When it is down to a quarter.


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Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"


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Joke: Three men are traveling though the dessert and they are very thirsty. They come to a mysterious water slide in the middle of the dessert that has instructions at the top: "Slide down and yell the drink of your choice and at the bottom you will find a pool of that beverage."

The three men are very excited. The first man slides down and yells "Milk!" He then falls into a pool of water.

The next man goes down and yells "Lemonade!" He falls into a pool full of it.

The final man goes down and overwhelmed with excitement he yells "Weeee!"


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