riddlefanatik
Aiyonna

About: I love riddles.... I love a challenge and I love giving them.


Author's Riddles

Question: A monkey, a squirrel and a bird sees a banana. They are racing to the top of the coconut tree to get the banana. Who will get the banana first?

Who's House (medium)

Question: Ms. Pink lives in a pink house, Mr. Gold lives in a gold house, and Mrs. Violet lives in a violet house. Who lives in the White house?

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Joke: What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you?


Punch line: Pull the pin and throw it back (:


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Joke: A blonde walks into a bar yelling, "65 days!"

A guy asks her, "What's in 65 days?"

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"


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Joke: Four blondes are sitting outside on Christmas Eve. Santa flies by and cheers, "Ho, ho, ho!"

One of the blondes yells back, "Hey! What about me Santa?"


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Joke: When you read a book about how bad smoking is for you, you quit smoking.

When you read a book about how bad drinking is for you, you quit drinking.

When you read a book about how bad sex is for you, you quit reading.


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Joke: what 4 animals do you see after sex???


Punch line: 2 tired asses, 1 wet cat, and 1 dead cock


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Joke: A grandma walks into the dentist & pulls down her pants. The dentist says "this is the dentists office ."


Punch line: The grandma says "i know, my husband needs his teeth back"


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Joke: Three friends married women from different parts of the country. The first man married a woman from the North. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from the West. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man married a girl from the Louisiana. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.


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Joke: Girl: I'm have heart surgery today. Boy: I know Girl: I love you Boy: I love you more than you know *After heart surgery, her Dad is the only one in the room* Girl: Where is he??? Dad : Don't you know who gave you the heart? Girl : ( Starts Crying) WWWHHHHYYYYY!!!? Dad: Naahh.. I'm just kidding.. he went to the bathroom. :-)


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