Question: A man lives on the 23rd floor of a high rise building. Every morning he gets the lift from the 23rd floor down to the ground but when he returns, he gets the lift to the 20th floor and takes the stairs the rest of the way. That is unless he's with someone or its raining outside. Why?
Answer: The man is a midget and can not reach to top floor buttons on the elevator, unless he's with someone who can reach or he has his umbrella to push the buttons :) !