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Question: what is greater than god more evil than the devil the poor have it the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die

Question: a man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water' the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots missing the mans head by 2 inches. the man stands up lays a 20$ on the table and thanks the bartender. why did he thank the bartender?