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Riddle #3090 (medium)

Question: What can you do with your mind, and have in your heart; What makes music in your purse, and is not the same from the start?

What am I? (medium)

Question: My stems firmly planted where I am allotted. My tail is wavy and my face is quite blotted. I relay much emotion though flatly I'm spotted, And grow half my size whenever I'm dotted. I can speak any language yet utter no words. I'm no seed, yet I'm well known among birds. But I do do have a speech impediment. I can say cage but not page, aged but not waged. I can say deaf but not red, bed but not sled. I live on a highway that's structurally sound, Where you might see my friends accidentally bound. It has many lanes, and also long lines. There are lots of sharp turns, and plenty of signs. I am played but not won, made but not spun. The key is to measure before you've begun. What am I?

Question: Listen closely, for these for riddles are all connected. 1. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? 2. How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? 3. The lion king is having an animal conference, and all animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? 4. You are on a stranded island that is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you get across without getting eaten alive?

Riddle #3081 (medium)

Question: It is Halloween and your friends dare you to go into a haunted house. You creep up to the door, a little scared wondering what is behind the door. You go in and there is a long hallway leading out into a dark musty room with three doors. You're kind of scared once you are inside. You try to turn back, to get back outside, but when you turn around the door is closed and locked. You yell for help but there is only silence. The room is dark and you look for a light source. You see a light switch and try to turn it on. Sadly the power is out. You are terrified but have no choice but to follow the long hallway to the three doors in the pitch black. Behind one door is a bottomless pit with no end. Behind another door is an electric chair which you must sit in. Behind the last door is a pool full of acid. You must go in one of the rooms to the danger. Which one should you go through?

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Joke: I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.


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Joke: When Peter Pan punches, they Neverland.


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Joke: There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.


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Joke: A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.


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Joke: It's just pointless to try to write with a broken pencil.


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Joke: Need an ark to save two of every animal?


Punch line: I noah guy.


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Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.


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