Question: There were 2 men climbing on mount everest when one man falls off the edge, the next day both of the men have dinner together. How can this be?
Answer: The man jumps off Mount Everest with a parachute.
Question: A family was in a room. The grandfather was called March and the grandmother was called June. The couple had 2 children who were called April and May. April and May also had two kids, One kid each, and they were called September and October. April had 2 kids not one. How is this possible?
Answer: April's other kid wasn't in the room.
Question: There was a man called john who woke up at 6am one early morning and went to work as a postman. After he went to the first house on the street he delivers to, he begins to feel a little ill and decides to visit the hospital but goes home instead. Why does he go home instead?
Answer: It is too early for the hospital, the hospital opens at 8pm