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Question: A guy writes in his journal. He writes "Hey, journal, today I... 'Dinner is ready!' Is what his wife said." But the guy had no wife. How is this possible?
Answer: Look in the quotes. The quotes show the guy was writing that the wife in the story said it to the guy in the story. Not real life.
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Joke: Yo Mama so fat that when she went on the scale Buzz Lightyear popped out of it and yelled, "Infinity and Beyond!"
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Joke: Why couldn't the pirate finish the alphabet?
Punch line: He got stuck at C! (Get it? C, sea!)