Question: Jack and Jill lay dead in a room with no doors and one window with bars the only evidence is broken glass, a stone and water on the floor. How did Jack & Jill die?
Answer: Jack and Jill are fish. The rock came through the window broke their bowl and and they died.
Joke: There were three men on a plane and the pilot said quick everyone we're gaining weight throw something out a window. So one man threw a penny, another man threw a bottle of whiskey and the last man threw out a bomb. When they landed there were three children there the first was crying so they said "why are you crying?" He replied "a penny fell on my head and it really hurt. The second said "a bottle of whiskey hit my dad over the head and it really hurt him and the last kid was laughing so they asked him why he was laughing and he said " my dad farted and the next door house blew up."
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