Question: What gets longer when pulled,fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole,has choked people when used improperly,and works best when jerked?
Answer: A seat belt.
Question: How do you spell mousetrap with three letters?
Question: Look at my face, I am somebody. look at my back, i am nobody. What am I?
Answer: I am a mirror
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!