Question: A deaf man steals a blind man's car. The only person who sees it is a dumb man (he is unable to talk).
How does he tell the blind man his car was stolen without the use of sound?
Answer: He can write it in braille.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!