Question: What is one in every doll, in every doll, in every doll?
Answer: Russian (Russian dolls).
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty. What am i?
Answer: Your skull