Question: A baseball pitcher plays during 9 innings, gets 27 strike outs, and only throws 81 pitches. But they still lose 1-0 to the other team.
How is this possible?
Answer: He is a relief pitcher (he took the spot of the original pitcher).
Question: A rich man suddenly dies from a cut on his finger. The next day, two men appeared and claimed to be his long-lost son. They both fit the description in the will and had all the necessary documents. The family attorney proposed a blood test. One man agreed while the other point blank refused. The one who agreed was arrested for fraud at once. The second man was accepted as the heir. Why?
Answer: He was a hemophiliac, like his father, who died from a small cut. The blood test would kill him.