Question: A baseball pitcher plays during 9 innings, gets 27 strike outs, and only throws 81 pitches. But they still lose 1-0 to the other team.
How is this possible?
Answer: He is a relief pitcher (he took the spot of the original pitcher).
Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?
Answer: She told the man he could not go up stairs