Question: There is a one story house. The walls are blue, the floor is pink, the stove and cupboards are red. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There are no stairs because it is a one story house.
Question: What is that thing we buy for eating but cannot eat it?
Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom
Answer: Because the p is silent
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.