Question: There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet there was nothing wrong with what he had done.
Answer: He was born in front of (before) his father. His mother died while giving birth to him. Finally, he grew up to be a minister and married his sister at her ceremony.
Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?
Answer: She told the man he could not go up stairs