Question: Why was the student's report card wet?
Answer: It was below C level!
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!
Question: What is brown and sticky?
Answer: A stick!
Question: What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Answer: A mushroom.