Riddle #414

Question: A man is at work when he turns off the light and falls asleep. When he wakes up he discovers that lots of people have died.

What is his profession?

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Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?

Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

Question: What do you call a sad bird?