Question: If a farmer has 5 chickens, two horses, and a wife.
How many feet are on his farm?
Answer: Just four. His wife has two feet, he has two feet, each chicken has two claws, each horse has four hoofs.
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.