Question: A man goes down to the beach and starts walking on the beach, he has to get to the circus in a hurry and so he practices his act on the way, even though he had walked for an hour his feet weren't the least bit tired, why?
Answer: His act involved walking around the stage on his hands.
Question: You come across a Native American tribe and the leader wants to kill. He tells you, you can say your final words. If you tell the truth you will be burned at the stake. If you lie he will shoot you. What do you say to ensure survival?
Answer: You will shoot me