Question: I have more shoes than anybody,
but less feet than everyone.
I am met in the morning,
but departed in the night.
I may shake as if I'm angry,
but I won't bite.
What am I?
Answer: The ground.
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!