Question: There is a boat crash in the middle of a lake between Canada and the United States. Where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: Nowhere, you don't bury survivors.
Question: A horse jumps over a castle killing a woman, who is she?
Answer: The Queen in a chess game
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.