Question: Romeo and Juliet are dead. The only evidence of their death is in their house, and it is some shattered glass and a puddle of water. The only furniture in the house is a bed, a dresser and a bookshelf. The house is next to a railroad track. Their only pet was a cat. How did they die?
Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. Their fishbowl was on the bookshelf when the train came by and rattled the bookshelf, knocking the fish bowl down, where the cat could eat them.
Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?
Answer: A ship or a boat. Life here is the ocean.
Question: During what month do people sleep the least?
Answer: February, it's the shortest month after all.
Question: When is 99 more than 100?
Answer: A microwave.Generally when you run a microwave for '99' it runs for 1 minute and 39 seconds. '100' runs for 1 minute.
Question: The more you add, the less it weighs.
Question: What makes a hotel hot even when below zero temperatures?
Answer: Taking away 'el'.