About: I love video games, namely Minecraft and ROBLOX, and I like youtube, cakes, waffles, riddles, reading, movies, and any other awesome things you can think of. I am dark, gloomy, sorta happy, and not at all popular. I'm going to leave it to the rest of you to figure out what i look like. probably not what you're thinking. i hope that u can all accept me, although i REALLY don't blame u if u don't. (sometimes i can't even accept myself!!)

Author's Riddles

Crossing (medium)

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Breaking (medium)

Question: What can you break without even touching it?

Question: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

Question: What grows shorter as it grows older?

Question: Pete and Repeat were ina boat. Pete fell out. Who's left?

Murder? (medium)

Question: Romeo and Juliet are dead. The only evidence of their death is in their house, and it is some shattered glass and a puddle of water. The only furniture in the house is a bed, a dresser and a bookshelf. The house is next to a railroad track. Their only pet was a cat. How did they die?

Mountain Mess (medium)

Question: 4 men are climbing up a mountain. Everything is dead, except for a pear tree. Each picks a pear, but only one man gets a pear. Why?

Question: On a boat in a lake, there is a rope ladder. The rope ladder is 5 inches off the water. Then one day the lake waters rise 5 inches. How high off the water is the ladder now?

Author's Jokes

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Joke: How do you tell a male hot dog from a female hot dog?

Punch line: Look at the buns!

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Joke: Did you hear the joke about the roof? :l

Punch line: No, it was over my head. :P

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