SpaceUnicorn0355
Taylor

Question: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Question: What can you break without even touching it?

Question: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?

Question: What grows shorter as it grows older?

Question: Pete and Repeat were ina boat. Pete fell out. Who's left?

Question: Romeo and Juliet are dead. The only evidence of their death is in their house, and it is some shattered glass and a puddle of water. The only furniture in the house is a bed, a dresser and a bookshelf. The house is next to a railroad track. Their only pet was a cat. How did they die?

Question: 4 men are climbing up a mountain. Everything is dead, except for a pear tree. Each picks a pear, but only one man gets a pear. Why?

Question: On a boat in a lake, there is a rope ladder. The rope ladder is 5 inches off the water. Then one day the lake waters rise 5 inches. How high off the water is the ladder now?