joke

Question: I had three goats each with a a name the first one was called come the second one silence and the third one was called reapt for me so the thief come and stolen the come and the silence so which goat did i remain with?

Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?

Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom

Question: Surrounded by life , yet life is its biggest enemy. But without life there is no need for it to exist. What is it?

Question: During what month do people sleep the least?

Question: When is 99 more than 100?