Riddle #288

Question: Every time a man lies his nose grows to 150 percent of its size. Every time he tells the truth it shrinks to 50 percent of its size.

What will happen if he alternates between lies and the truth?

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Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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