By Jane Austen
Question: My first doth affliction denote,
which my second is destined to feel.
And my whole is the best antidote,
that affliction to soften and heal.
What am I?
Answer: Woman (Woe-man).
Question: Look at my face, I am somebody. look at my back, i am nobody. What am I?
Answer: I am a mirror
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!