Question: A farmer has three fields. One of them has 3 bundles of hay, another has 4, and the last has 5. How many would he have in the first field if he combined all of them in that field?
Answer: Just one, he combined them all.
Question: What is the next sequence of numbers and why? 1 11 21 1211 111221 312211
Answer: 13112221 Read off the digits of the previous member and count the number of digits in groups of the same digit. There is one # 3, one # 1, two #2s, and two #1, thus, 13112221.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!