Question: I'll capture you, hold you, and to your dismay, drag you thru space and time, all in one day. Move 'cross the globe with a single command, now tell me what I'll subject you to at your demand.
Answer: Television. Explanation: It captures your attention and keeps you watching. Much to your dismay, you can waste a whole day watching it. It allows you to watch reruns and and history about the entire world. You can choose what you want to watch.
Question: A wise person was once sentenced to death by a king. The king couldn't decide how to execute him so he said to the wise person, you can say anything you want, if it is true, I will hang you, if it is not true I will shoot you. In the end the king released the wise man. What did the wise man say?
Answer: You will definitely shoot me.