Question: If you have 30 white socks, 22 black socks, and 14 blue socks scattered across the floor in the dark, how many would you have to grab to get a matching pair?
Answer: 4. Once you grab 4 you will definitely have 2 of the same color.
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.