Question: what can walk on 4 when they are born, walk on 2 legs when they are older and walk on 3 when they are old uncles and aunties?
Answer: Human! when they are a baby they walk on 4, when they are older they walk on 2 legs and when they are old they use 2 legs and a walking stick to support him.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!