Question: How far can a dog run into the woods?
Answer: Half way, because the dog can run all the way through the woods, but only half of the time he is going in, the rest of the time he is going out.
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!
Question: What asks but never answers?
Answer: An owl!