Question: A man travels by wagon,
brings joy each evening,
but depression by the morning.
Who is he?
Answer: An alcoholic or alcohol.
Question: Look at my face, I am somebody. look at my back, i am nobody. What am I?
Answer: I am a mirror
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!