Question: Dracula was out getting a drink but his watch was broken so he died.
Answer: Dracula is a vampire and it was a solar eclipse but his watch said it was night. So the sun came out after a few minutes killing him.
Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?
Answer: She told the man he could not go up stairs