Question: A Florida man is running down a hall with a piece of paper. The lights flicker and he falls to the ground in tears.
Answer: He was delivering a pardon for the man about to get the electric chair but it was too late.
Question: One day a man broke his leg. When he was sent home from the hospital he had to use a wheelchair. The doctors told him he could not go up stairs. When the man got home he realized he had stairs to get into his house on both sides. The man saw his neighbor, the doctor who x-rayed him at the hospital, getting out or her car. The man asked "can you carry me up the stairs?" The woman replied "no." Why?
Answer: She told the man he could not go up stairs