Question: A cheap man and his wife decide to go on a trip for their 10th anniversary. They go to Brazil and while touring the rain forest his wife falls off of a bridge to her death.
Shortly after her death one of the flight attendants on their flight sees a report on her death on television. She immediately calls the police and tells them the man murdered his wife.
How did she know?
Answer: She took their tickets on the flight and noticed that one of their tickets was a roundtrip ticket and the other was a one-way.
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Question: A girl dove in the sea.. some say there are two people under the sea. Why is that?
Answer: The girl was pregnant.
Question: Why Can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom
Answer: Because the p is silent
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: You build a house and all 4 walls are facing south. Where did you build the house?
Answer: On the north pole.