Question: Paint me up to look real good,
Then take me to the shop to maintain under the hood.
Use a small brush to make no mistake,
Or just replace me with something fake.
What am I?
Answer: A fingernail.
Question: What kind of button won't unbutton?
Answer: A bellybutton!
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.