Question: It is able, but not capable.
It can stop, but not go.
It is dead, but not yet perished.
It's a ghost, but not paranormal.
Is it high, or is it low?
Answer: It is high. All of the words that it is have the first two letters consecutive in the alphabet: ab, st, de, gh, and hi.
Question: What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a burger?
Answer: Fast food.
Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.
Question: What goes in the water black and comes out red?
Answer: A lobster.
Question: What loses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
Answer: A pillow.
Question: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer: Lunch and dinner!